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MAJOR BARBARA
 
 
BERNARD SHAW
 
 
 
 
 
ACT I
 
 
It is after dinner on a January night, in the library in
 
Lady Britomart Undershaft's house in Wilton Crescent. A large and
 
comfortable settee is in the middle of the room, upholstered in
 
dark leather. A person sitting on it [it is vacant at present]
 
would have, on his right, Lady Britomart's writing table, with
 
the lady herself busy at it; a smaller writing table behind him
 
on his left; the door behind him on Lady Britomart's side; and a
 
window with a window seat directly on his left. Near the window
 
is an armchair.
 
 
Lady Britomart is a woman of fifty or thereabouts, well dressed
 
and yet careless of her dress, well bred and quite reckless of
 
her breeding, well mannered and yet appallingly outspoken and
 
indifferent to the opinion of her interlocutory, amiable and yet
 
peremptory, arbitrary, and high-tempered to the last bearable
 
degree, and withal a very typical managing matron of the upper
 
class, treated as a naughty child until she grew into a scolding
 
mother, and finally settling down with plenty of practical
 
ability and worldly experience, limited in the oddest way with
 
domestic and class limitations, conceiving the universe exactly
 
as if it were a large house in Wilton Crescent, though handling
 
her corner of it very effectively on that assumption, and being
 
quite enlightened and liberal as to the books in the library, the
 
pictures on the walls, the music in the portfolios, and the
 
articles in the papers.
 
 
         
        
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