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A slight is less easily forgiven than an injury, because it implies
something of contempt, indifference, an overlooking of our importance;
whereas an injury presupposes some degree of consideration. "The
blackguards!" said a traveler whom Sicilian brigands had released
without ransom; "did they think me a person of no consequence?"
The people's plaudits are unheard in hell.
Generosity to a fallen foe is a virtue that takes no chances.
If there was a world before this we must all have died impenitent.
We are what we laugh at. The stupid person is a poor joke, the clever, a
good one.
If every man who resents being called a rogue resented being one this
would be a world of wrath.
Force and charm are important elements of character, but it counts for
little to be stronger than honey and sweeter than a lion.
Grief and discomfiture are coals that cool:
Why keep them glowing with thy sighs, poor fool?
A popular author is one who writes what the people think. Genius invites
them to think something else.
Asked to describe the Deity, a donkey would represent him with long ears
and a tail. Man's conception is higher and truer: he thinks of him as
somewhat resembling a man.
Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.
The sky is a concave mirror in which Man sees his own distorted image
and seeks to propitiate it.
Honor thy father and thy mother that thy days may be long in the land,
but do not hope that the life insurance companies will offer thee
special rates.
Persons who are horrified by what they believe to be Darwin's theory of
the descent of Man from the Ape may find comfort in the hope of his
return.
A strong mind is more easily impressed than a weak; you shall not so
readily convince a fool that you are a philosopher as a philosopher that
you are a fool.
A cheap and easy cynicism rails at everything. The master of the art
accomplishes the formidable task of discrimination.
When publicly censured our first instinct is to make everybody a
codefendant.
O lady fine, fear not to lead
To Hymen's shrine a clown:
Love cannot level up, indeed,
But he can level down.
Men are polygamous by nature and monogamous for opportunity. It is a
faithful man who is willing to be watched by a half-dozen wives.
The virtues chose Modesty to be their queen. "I did not know that I was
a virtue," she said. "Why did you not choose Innocence?" "Because of her
ignorance," they replied. "She knows nothing but that she is a virtue."
It is a wise "man's man" who knows what it is that he despises in a
"ladies' man."
If the vices of women worshiped their creators men would boast of the
adoration they inspire.
The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of
conformity.
Slang is the speech of him who robs the literary garbage carts on their
way to the dumps.
A woman died who had passed her life in affirming the superiority of her
sex. "At last," she said, "I shall have rest and honors." "Enter," said
Saint Peter; "thou shalt wash the faces of the dear little cherubim."
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