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The Project Gutenberg EBook of Punch or the London Charivari, Vol. 158,
March 24, 1920., by Various
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Title: Punch or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, March 24, 1920.
Author: Various
Release Date: May 27, 2005 [EBook #15912]
Language: English
Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1
*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PUNCH ***
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Distributed Proofreading Team.
PUNCH,
OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
VOL. 158.
March 24, 1920.
CHARIVARIA.
"Nobody knows," says a Berlin message, "how near the KAPP
counter-revolution came to being a success." A kind word from
Commander KENWORTHY, it is believed, would have made all the
difference.
***
It is reported that Miss ISOBEL ELSOM, the cinema star, tried to get
knocked down by a taxi-cab for the purposes of a film, but failed. We
can only suppose that the driver must have been new to his job.
***
A vicar has written to the Press complaining indignantly of a London
firm's offer to supply sermons at five shillings each. We are not
surprised. Five shillings is a lot of money to give for a sermon.
***
The Llangollen Golf Club has decided to allow Sunday golf. In
extenuation it is pointed out that the Welsh for "stymied" does not
constitute a breach of the Sabbath, as is the case with the Scots
equivalent.
***
At Caterham a robin has built its nest in a bully beef tin. These are
the little things that give the Disposals Board a bad name.
***
A North of Ireland man who has just died at the age of 107 boasted
that he had never had a bath. This should silence the faddists who
pretend that they can hardly wait till Saturday night.
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