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[_Left lamenting._
* * * * *
VERY CRUEL.--Mrs. R. was very much annoyed at something she said
having been misreported by a friend. "I can't trust him," said the
excellent Lady; "he twists and gargles everything I say."
* * * * *
OFTEN TALKED ABOUT BUT NEVER SEEN.--"A Clean Sweep."
* * * * *
[Illustration: ICHABOD!
GOG. "NO PRIME MINISTER! NO FURRIN SECKETARY! NO CHANCELLOR O' TH'
EXCHEQUER!"
MAGOG (_bitterly_). "S'POSE WE SHAN'T HAVE NO LORD MAYOR NEXT!!"]
* * * * *
THE MAN WHO WOULD.
I.--THE MAN WHO WOULD BE LAUREATE.
[Illustration]
His name was LEGION. He had kept his eye on the Laureateship from his
early boyhood, when he sent verses to the Poets' Corner of the _Bungay
Weekly Mail_, which sometimes published them; then he cut them out,
and pasted them neatly in a book, which he still possesses. He always
wrote on an occasion. "Lines on the Recovery of My Sister EMILY from
the Mumps"; "Dirge on the Decease of a Favourite Squirrel," beginning,
"No more!" but there was always plenty more where that came from, and
is still. At College he was one of the three men who wrote in _College
Rhymes_, and secured for that periodical a circulation by taking a
hundred copies each. LEGION sent dozens of his, marked, to every poet
he heard of, generally addressing them "Dear ALURED" (if that was the
Minstrel's Christian name), or, in verse, "Brother, my Brother, my
sweet, swift Brother!" This annoyed some poets, who did not answer;
others were good-natured, and would reply,--
"DEAR SIR,--I have to acknowledge, with many thanks, your _Cebren and
Paris_, and anticipate much pleasure from its perusal."
LEGION kept all these letters in a book, and published some of them as
advertisements of his _Cebren and Paris_ (an unsuccessful Newdigate),
when it appeared in a volume, with an astonishingly decorative cover.
It was a classical piece, in blank verse. Cebren, the father of
Oenone, is represented asking Paris what his intentions are as regards
that lady. It was piece of classical _genre_, the author said: such
interviews must have occurred when a young Trojan prince, with no
particular expectations, paid marked attentions to the daughter of a
River-god, like Cebren. Here is a specimen piece,--
"Now mark me, Paris," said the River-god,
Seated among the damp lush water-weeds,
His tresses crowned with crow's-foot,--"Mark my words,
Thou dalliest with my daughter; what thine aim,
I ask, and crave an answer--great thy line,
The lineage of renowned Laomedon.
Thy sires have wedded goddesses ere now.
But wealthy though the House of Troy may be.
Thy father has a monstrous family,
Daughters and sons as countless as the rills
That Ida sends to be my tributaries.
What he can give thee, what thy prospects are,
What settlements thou art prepared to make,
If thou wouldst lead Oenone to the altar,
This would I know; excuse an anxious sire!"
Then Paris murmured:--
"Honourable but vague,
Remote, but honourable, my purpose is:"
And that great River-god arose in flood,
Monstrous, and murmuring, and to the main.
He swept the works of men and oxen down,
And had not Paris climbed into a tree,
He ne'er had crossed the ocean; never seen
The fairest face that launched a thousand ships,
And burned the topless towers of Ilium.
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